I have huge
assets and use them well. This creates a lot of interest as I am sure you
can imagine. All the interest I receive from my huge assets means I can
live in luxury and do anything I want. What is missing from the equation
is YOU. I need a man who can also enjoy my assets and help to support me
(in non financial ways).
Interests
Hot air ballooning.
Likes
Bald headed
men who are completely toothless.
Dislikes
Recycled
toothpicks.
Profile of the ideal
partner
Age
20 - 35
Looks
Bald and
toothless.
Personality
Moronic,
depressive. (Must like big boobs for I am rather a busty girl)