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Marry an Ugly Millionaire Dating Agency Women seeking men. Profile of the millionaire |
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| Name | Irene Brue |  |
| Age | A young 38 | |
| Location | Kyle of Lochalsh | |
| Occupation | Deep Sea Fisherwoman | |
| Wealth | £Scottish 4.5 million | |
| Source of wealth | I have a fleet of 22 fishing boats. Despite my wealth I go out fishing five days a week. I love to see men in their yellow rubber being soaked by sea spray. What a turn on! | |
| Interests | Fish | |
| Likes | Fish and Chips | |
| Dislikes | Eggs, smelly socks and wearing red silk garters while having a bath. | |
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Profile of the ideal partner |
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| Age | 20 to 40 | |
| Looks | Rugged windswept and wears yellow rubbers. | |
| Personality | Rough and ready, sense of humour. Must have multiple body piercing - especially on his private parts. | |
| Must | Be willing to live in a very small Scottish island. | |
| Must not | Be Swedish | |
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Intentions |
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| Fun, champagne, Scottish whisky, sex and laughter - with some body piercing thrown in. | ||
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