I started my
own paper round when just 5 (about 20 years ago). Every morning I delivered
300 newspapers. Every weekend I knocked on doors looking for new customers.
The business grew and grew and by the time I was 22 I was earning nearly
$18,000 per year. Then my uncle died tragically and left me over $50,000.
Interests
Delivering
newspapers. (My chosen love must be willing to help me with my daily paper
round.)
I also love dancing, parachuting, and nose sucking.
(as you can tell by looking at my photo)
Likes
Being naked in public places - such as trains at rush hour.
Dislikes
People who
borrow $10 million and forget to give it back. (my ex boyfriend did this).
Profile of the ideal
partner
Age
18 - 18 3/4
Looks
Sexy, masculine, handsome, rugged, brown hair, blue eye.
Personality
Alive.
Must
Live
delivering newspapers and enjoy sucking my nose..
Must not
Be completely
insane.
Intentions
I need someone
to help be build my newspaper round and squander all my money..