Top Facts About Women
Women need to cry. And they won't do
it alone unless they know you can hear them.
Women will always ask questions that
have no right answer, in an effort to trap you into feeling guilty.
Women love to talk. Silence
intimidates them and they feel a need to fill it, even if they have nothing
Women love to shop. It is the one
area of the world where they feel like they're actually in control.
Women especially love a bargain. The
question of "need" is irrelevant, so don't bother pointing it out. Anything
on sale is fair game.
Women never have anything to wear.
Don't question the racks of clothes in the closet; you "just don't
Women hate bugs. Even the
strong-willed ones need a man around when there's a spider or a wasp
Women can't keep secrets. They eat
away at them from the inside. And they don't view it as being untrustworthy,
providing they only tell two or three people.
Women always go to public restrooms
in groups. It gives them a chance to gossip.
Women can't refuse to answer a
ringing phone, no matter what she's doing. It might be the lottery calling.
Women never understand why men love
toys. Men understand that they wouldn't need toys if women had an "on/off"
Women think all beer is the same.
Watch a woman eat an ice cream cone
and you'll have a pretty good idea about how she'll be in bed.
Women are paid less than men, except
for one field: Modeling.
Women are never wrong. Apologizing
is the mans responsibility, "It's there in the bible". hmmm who was it that
gave Adam the apple?
Women do not know anything about
cars. "Oil-stick, oil doesn't stick?"
Women have better restrooms. Ladies
receive the royal treatment in the ladies room. Gents just get a large bowl
The average number of items in a
typical woman's bathroom is 437. A man would not be able to identify most of
Women love cats. Men say they love
cats, but when women aren't looking, men kick cats.
Women keep three different shampoos
and two different conditioners in the shower.
After a woman showers, the bathroom
will smell like a tropical rain forest.
Women don't understand the appeal of
sports. Men seek entertainment that allows them to escape reality. Women
seek entertainment that reminds them of how horrible things *could* be.
If a man goes on a seven-day trip,
he'll pack five days worth of clothes and will wear some things twice; if a
woman goes on a seven-day trip she'll pack 21 outfits because she doesn't
know what she'll feel like wearing each day.
Women brush their hair before bed.
Woman have legs only so they won't
leave tracks like snails.
Women will drive miles out of their
way to avoid the possibility of getting lost using a shortcut.
Women do NOT want an honest answer
to the question, 'How do I look?'
Women love to talk on the phone. A
woman can visit her girlfriend for two weeks, and upon returning home, she
will call the same friend and they will talk for three hours.
A woman will dress up to go
shopping, water the plants, empty the garbage, answer the phone, read a
book, or get the mail.
Women are insecure about their
weight, butt and breast sizes.