My dedication to my job meant that I
never had time to go out and find a nice girl to marry. Every day was full
of shit. But shit is worth a lot of money! My herd of 5000 bulls produced
a massive amount of shit every single day. This bull shit found its way
all over the world and can be seen in some of the finest gardens creating
fabulous flowers and organic vegetables. When I met Vanity I fell in
love immediately. She is so sexy, so interesting, so lacking in huge
amounts of repulsive bidy fat. She obviously finds something about me attractive, for
the first thing she asked was how rich I was - isn't she cute.
With the help of the fantastic Marry an Ugly Millionaire staff we were
married within a week. They did all the arrangements - even transferring
40% of my wealth into Vanity's bank account and 10% into their own. (I
guess it my own fault for not reading the small print) but it has
all be worth while for we have had several days of total happiness since we married
last year (unfortunately I don't see much of Vanity as she enjoys
travelling so much)
Name
Vanity Caise
Age
19
Occupation
I
was a struggling student. Now I am a full time
international traveller.
Story
Ever since I was a young girl I
dreamt of meeting a handsome prince and been carried of to a life of ecstatic
pleasure in a fairytale castle. But when I met Tossa I realised that money
was much more important than love or romance. He's a nice man though, and I do send him
postcards very often - when I can remember. Thanks, Marry an Ugly Millionaire, you have made me
a very happy and unbelievably wealthy girl. When I divorce Tossa I will
certainly use your excellent online dating services again!!!