Crazy,
fun loving man seeks ugly woman for mutual pleasure.
Name
Dimbett Nice
Age
28 1/2
Location
Prague
Occupation
Ping Pong Ball Air Inserter
About me
I
am wild! Party is my middle name. (Not literary of course - my real middle
name is Gilbert) but I do love a good night on the town. I am seldom in
bed before 10.00 pm. I have even experimented with drugs - once I took
several puffs at a cigarette - but to be honest I hated the taste. I am
very proud of my job - I started in the company (a sports equipment
manufacturers) as an assistant tea boy when I was 16. Now I have a very
responsible and respected position within the firm - I fill up ping pong
balls with air until they are at the precise pressure of 24.2 LPI. This is
a very demanding and at times stressful job but at the end of the day I go
home feeling proud and fullfilled.
Why a millionaire should
choose me.
For
my stunning good looks, my wit and my charm (I can also get you as many
ping pong balls as you want)