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Marry an Ugly Millionaire

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Ugly Man Chat Up Line

 

A very good-looking man walks into a singles bar, gets a drink and has a seat. During the course of the evening he tries to chat up every single woman who walks into the bar, without any luck. 

Suddenly a really ugly man, and I mean REALLY ugly man, walks into the bar. He sits at the bar, and within seconds he is surrounded by women. Very soon he walks out of the bar with the two of the most beautiful women in the place.

Disheartened by all this, the good-looking man asks the bartender, "Excuse me, but that really ugly man just came in here and left with those two stunning women. What's his secret? He's as ugly as sin and I'm everything a girl could want, but I haven't been able to connect all night. What's going on?"

"Well," said the bartender, "I don't know how he does it, but he does the same thing every night. He walks in, orders a drink, and just sits there licking his eyebrows."

 

 

 

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Disclaimer: Marry an Ugly Millionaire Marriage Bureau and Online Dating Agency is part of the exclusive Rich Gentlemen's Club Dating Service that provides full escorted dating, wedding, divorce and funeral services to those who are absolutely loaded and are able to afford our excessively expensive, specialist services. The company do not assume responsibility for any of the marriages we arrange after the 90 day guarantee period. Neither do we guarantee that any marriage will necessarily be happy, profitable or sexually gratifying. We do however, offer all clients, who's marriage we have arranged, a 40% discount on subsequent divorce proceedings. Warning a marriage is a serious undertaking and should only be entered into after careful consideration and expensive legal advice. 

Our full service include : international online dating, arranged marriages, rich singles escorted dating, relationship & marriage advice, wedding arrangements, divorce and funeral services.