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Russian Singles Find Happiness

A bus carrying a group of ugly Russian man and women to a singles bar crashes into an oncoming truck and everyone inside dies.

They then get to meet their maker, and because of the grief they have experienced, he decides to grant them one wish each,
before they enter Paradise.

They're all lined up, and God asks the first one what the wish is.

"I want to be gorgeous," and so God snaps His fingers, and it is done.

The second one in line hears this and says, "I want to be gorgeous too."

Another snap of His fingers and the wish is granted.

This goes on for a while but when God is halfway down the line, the last guy in line starts laughing.

When there are only ten people left, this guy is rolling on the floor, laughing his a rear off.

Finally, God reaches this guy and asks him what his wish will be.

The guy calms down and says: "Make them all ugly again"

 

 

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Disclaimer: Marry an Ugly Millionaire Marriage Bureau and Online Dating Agency is part of the exclusive Rich Gentlemen's Club Dating Service that provides full escorted dating, wedding, divorce and funeral services to those who are absolutely loaded and are able to afford our excessively expensive, specialist services. The company do not assume responsibility for any of the marriages we arrange after the 90 day guarantee period. Neither do we guarantee that any marriage will necessarily be happy, profitable or sexually gratifying. We do however, offer all clients, who's marriage we have arranged, a 40% discount on subsequent divorce proceedings. Warning a marriage is a serious undertaking and should only be entered into after careful consideration and expensive legal advice. 

Our full service include : international online dating, arranged marriages, rich singles escorted dating, relationship & marriage advice, wedding arrangements, divorce and funeral services.