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A poor young lady was down on her luck. Having dropped out of school she tried to make a living as a circus performer, a ballet dancer, a lap dancer and a call girl. But no matter what she tried it turned out disastrous. By the time she was 21 she was in debt for thousands and considering suicide. Then she spotted a website entitled www.Marry-An-Ugly-Millionaire-Online-Dating-Agency.com Within four weeks her life was transformed and her money worries over.

Twenty years she awakes during the night to find that her husband was not in their bed.

She puts on her robe and goes downstairs to look for him.

She finds him sitting at the kitchen table with a hot cup of coffee in front of him.

He appears to be in deep thought, just staring at the wall.

She watches as he wiped a tear from his eye and takes a sip of his coffee.

"What's the matter, dear?", she whispers as she steps into the room, "Why are you down here at this time of night?".

The husband looks up from is coffee, "Do you remember 20 years ago when we met through that wonderful dating agency, and you were only 21?" he asks solemnly.

The wife is touched to tears thinking that her husband is so caring and sensitive. "Yes I do" she replies.

The husband paused. The words were not coming easily. "Do you remember when your father caught us in the back seat of my car making love?"

"Yes, I remember" said the wife, lowering herself into a chair beside him.

The husband continued... "Do you remember when he shoved the shotgun in my face and said, 'Either you marry my daughter, or I will send you to jail for 20 years?'"

"I remember that too" she replied softly.

He wiped another tear from his cheek and said..."I would have gotten out today."

 

 

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Disclaimer: Marry an Ugly Millionaire Marriage Bureau and Online Dating Agency is part of the exclusive Rich Gentlemen's Club Dating Service that provides full escorted dating, wedding, divorce and funeral services to those who are absolutely loaded and are able to afford our excessively expensive, specialist services. The company do not assume responsibility for any of the marriages we arrange after the 90 day guarantee period. Neither do we guarantee that any marriage will necessarily be happy, profitable or sexually gratifying. We do however, offer all clients, who's marriage we have arranged, a 40% discount on subsequent divorce proceedings. Warning a marriage is a serious undertaking and should only be entered into after careful consideration and expensive legal advice. 

Our full service include : international online dating, arranged marriages, rich singles escorted dating, relationship & marriage advice, wedding arrangements, divorce and funeral services.