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Marry an Ugly Millionaire Online Dating Agency This Week's Special Offer. Each week we profile one of our most desperate millionaires. To make him or her even more tempting the millionaire will provide an added incentive so as to secure a quick wedding. This is a get rich - get happy scheme where everyone is a winner!! |
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INCENTIVE: Cyril will give the lucky
lady $1 million on their wedding day and $1 million on each anniversary
she survives.
CONDITION: The girl must agree to marrying Cyril without meeting him and must marry him within six weeks. |
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Profile of the millionaire |
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| Name | Cyril "Killer" Pettigrew |
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| Age | Who's asking! | |
| Location | Near Hell | |
| Occupation | Pop Legend | |
| Wealth | $200 million | |
| Source of wealth | Bloody singing | |
| Interests | White powder | |
| Likes | White powder | |
| Dislikes | The F***ing Establishment | |
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Profile of the ideal partner |
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| Age | 18 - 21 | |
| Looks | Bloody fantastically sexy. | |
| Personality | Dumb blonde | |
| Must | Wear very few clothes | |
| Must not | Be religious. | |
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Intentions |
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| Have a bloody riot. | ||