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Marry an Ugly Millionaire Dating Agency Men seeking women. Profile of the millionaire |
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| Name | Brandon Lee Zack |  |
| Age | 24 | |
| Location | Sydney | |
| Occupation | Millionaire playboy, disk jockey and spiritual healer. | |
| Wealth | $4.6 | |
| Source of wealth | Family shipping business. | |
| Interests | This may seem strange to many (and I'm seeking a girl who can share this interest) but I love squeezing my spots. I live on a diet of chocolate and greasy food to encourage lots of spots to grow on my face. then, when they are just about ready to burst, I grab them between two sweaty fingers and squeeze. The sound and feel of the yellowy green pus oozing out makes me so horny. | |
| Likes | Carol singers on a crisp Christmas Eve. | |
| Dislikes | Urine dribble that stains your underpants if you don't shake properly. | |
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Profile of the ideal partner |
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| Age | 17 - 24 | |
| Looks | Lost of facial spots | |
| Personality | Bubbly bursting person. | |
| Must | Be able to sing Christmas carols. | |
| Must not | Love me for my looks. | |
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| To spend my life with the girl I choose. | ||