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Marry an Ugly Millionaire Dating Agency Men seeking women. Profile of the millionaire |
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| Name | John Menza |  |
| Age | 34 | |
| Location | Cardiff Wales | |
| Occupation | Comedian | |
| Wealth | £1.2 million | |
| Source of wealth | I tell a lot of jokes bhoyo and people give me lots of money. It's quite bizarre I know but that's what happens. | |
| Interests | I collect snails, slugs, worms and basically anything that crawls. | |
| Likes | Indian food - but only when it has been lying for a few hours and is really, really cold. | |
| Dislikes | Pretentious bastards and the prime minister - in fact I hate all prime ministers, and most pretentious bastards, that have ever existed. | |
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Profile of the ideal partner |
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| Age | 18 | |
| Looks | Brunette, 6ft, 2 eyes and a nose please. | |
| Personality | Must love all things Welsh and slugs (which are probably the same thing to be honest) | |
| Must | Be highly intelligent to match my personality. | |
| Must not | Not wear red Wellingtons on bank holidays. | |
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Intentions |
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| Lets run away to North Wales together make lots of little babies. | ||
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