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Marry an Ugly Millionaire Dating Agency Men seeking women. Profile of the millionaire |
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| Name | Randy Burkoff |  |
| Age | 33 | |
| Location | California | |
| Occupation | Bank robber (retired) | |
| Wealth | $4 million | |
| Source of wealth | After flunking school I turned to crime. It was all small stuff to begin with - my first theft was from my grannies piggy bank. when I got away with that I stole three 6 inch nails from a hardware shop. Before I knew it I was into big time theft. There was armed robbery followed by more armed robbery followed by even more armed robbery - there were arms everywhere. It was all good clean fun but I was still stone broke. Then we struck it big! We blew a bank in Boston and got clean away with a cool $20. Split evenly between the four of us Snitch, The Bitch, Titch and me - I have still got most of my $4 million share. (not in a bank of course) My real name is not Randy Burkoff, it's Colin Morrison. But I didn't think it would to give my real name to a dating agency where the Fed might see it. | |
| Interests | Counting dollar bills. Holidays in Brazil. Making marzipan cakes. | |
| Likes | Being rich. Booze. Being rich and drunk. | |
| Dislikes | Nose mucus. | |
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Profile of the ideal partner |
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| Age | 28 - 38 | |
| Looks | No uglies | |
| Personality | Must be forgiving | |
| Must | Like cooking with marzipan | |
| Must not | Have any convictions. | |
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Intentions |
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| I would like to marry soon and settle in a South American country where I will never be found by the fuzz | ||
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