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Marry an Ugly Millionaire Dating Agency Men seeking women. Profile of the millionaire |
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| Name | William E. Swinson Jnr |  |
| Age | Alabama | |
| Location | 43 | |
| Occupation | Slaughterhouse Owner | |
| Wealth | $2 million | |
| Source of wealth | Maried me a sweet litle gal when i was just seventean. Her folks had a big ranch and a slaughterhouse that made them loads of muney. Her papa gave me a job killin the cows - boy that was fun. Well soon after her dad had an aufull acident at that there slaughterhouse and dyed. Within two yers both my mama in law and my lovely bride were dead two. I was left with the slaughterhouse and all the money. Thow I don't need to wurk I turn up every day at that slaughterhouse. The look in those cows eyes when I press the buton just makes my day. | |
| Interests | Cows and kilin. | |
| Likes | The sound of cows as they dye. | |
| Dislikes | The constant voices in my head. | |
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Profile of the ideal partner |
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| Age | 18 to 31 | |
| Looks | A good big heevy bilt, cow lookin wuman | |
| Personality | A good lowd shril laff | |
| Must | Like cows and kilin. | |
| Must not | Be a polesewomen | |
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| we wil get marreid and hav fun at my slaughterhouse | ||
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