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Marry an Ugly Millionaire Dating Agency Men seeking women. Profile of the millionaire |
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| Name | Mamboo Jenkins |  |
| Age | Uncertain | |
| Location | Paris | |
| Occupation | Professional Beggar | |
| Wealth | 1,005,002 euro plus $122,000 plus £56,042 plus a lot of other currencies all stashed in a railway locker. | |
| Source of wealth | When only a baby I was born in Zambia to poor parents. My father had been a slave but after getting his freedom he discovered that getting another job as a slave was impossible. My mother did her best to feed us, I was the youngest in a family of seventeen. Most days we were lucky to eat a few beetles. When I was only four both my parents suddenly died. Losing both parents at the same time may seem careless but I was young and naive at the time. I took to the streets and began a life of begging which would take me all around the world. I was ambitious and was always looking for the best location and the right line to get maximum money from people. No silly "spare a dime" lines from me - I always thought big. Very quickly I was making hundreds of dollars a day. I move on to Europe where the pickings are bigger and the people more gullible. My fortune grew day by day but I never spent a cent! Soon my stash was over $100,000 I could easily have bought a house and settled down to a conventional life. But I was proud - I was the best beggar in Europe - I didn't want to give it up. Now I have more money than I know what to do with and wish to find a good women to help me spend it all before I go to the begging patch in the sky. | |
| Interests | Begging, | |
| Likes | Partly smoked cigarettes and pre-used chewing gum that still has some of its flavour. | |
| Dislikes | I have a phobia for submarines. | |
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Profile of the ideal partner |
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| Age | 25 to 30 | |
| Looks | Don't matter as long as you are beautiful. Being a prima donnas ballerina would be an advantage. | |
| Personality | Must know how to spend money and be able to help me do so. (No beggars please.) | |
| Must | Have all her own teeth, hair and limbs. | |
| Must not | Be a slave. | |
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Intentions |
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| Marry me and have all my babies. (apart from the ones I already have from sleeping with lady tramps) | ||
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