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Marry an Ugly Millionaire Dating Agency Men seeking women. Profile of the millionaire |
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| Name | Jimmy McTaggart |  |
| Age | 26 | |
| Location | Glesgie | |
| Occupation | Permanently oan ra Buroo (Unemployable) | |
| Wealth | Umteen bloodie millian - if ye must know | |
| Source of wealth | 2, 13, 26, 29,
35 , 36
Ra bloodie lottery. |
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| Interests | Ferrets, dugs and horses - in fact owt that I kin place a bet oan. | |
| Likes | Tenant's Lager | |
| Dislikes | Guinness - it tastes like piss. | |
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Profile of the ideal partner |
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| Age | 18 - 20 | |
| Looks | Must be a bluddy gid looker, right - nae wee hairy marys fur me no more - awe that's in the past. | |
| Personality | Ye must think am gorgeos, okay - even if I'n noa. Nae haughty taughty types - I canny be arsed with those. And nae sluts either. | |
| Must | Be blonde, sexy and huv a body I wud kill fur. | |
| Must not | Hae a Gordie accent - I canny stumoch that - it gets right oan ma tits, | |
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Intentions |
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| Lets jist get pissed and see whit happens frae there! | ||
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