Because of my
extreme ugliness I was shunned by everyone at school. Even my mother
despised me - I was given a different surname from my parents so they
could pretend I was not their child. Until I was 18 they tried to have me
adopted but no one would take me. The only friends I had were the stray
dogs that roamed the streets of the ghetto where we lived. The dogs sensed
my despair and looked after me and bringing me scraps of food to eat. It
was through my love for dogs that I made my fortune. One day I was walking
with my favourite dog friends, Annabel and Bonebitter. I stopped to stare
into a restaurant. As I stared longingly at the folk eating huge
bundles of curry the owner came out. When he say my beautiful dogs he
offered to buy them. It was then I realised the potential for breading
dogs. From that moment on my life change - I now have 40 kennels in 8
different countries and supply fresh, lean dogs to thousands of restaurants.
Interests
I am a
naturist and when I do wear clothes I prefer to wear a dress. I travel
frequently and spend a lot of time searching unusual places for breads of
dogs with a unique flavour.
Likes
Music, ballet
and torn stockings.
Dislikes
All movie
stars, cigar smoke and agnostics.
Profile of the ideal
partner
Age
Must be over
60.
Looks
Motherly
Personality
Motherly
Must
Be motherly
Must not
Flirt. Be
sexy.
Intentions
I wish to
marry as soon as possible and settle down into a loving, platonic
relationship.