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| Rich lesbian nymphomaniac Losette desperately seeking true love. | ||
| Name | Losette Tummie-Tuck |  |
| Age | 19 | |
| Location | Sweden | |
| Occupation | Ballet Dancer | |
| Wealth | 3.76 million euro | |
| Source of wealth | Daddy died in a freak accident. A freak fell on top off him. | |
| Interests | Clubbing, sex, dancing, sport, aerobics, gymnastics and eating vast amounts of greasy food. | |
| Likes | Girls with a manly figure and men with girly figures. | |
| Dislikes | Any word that contains the letter Y. Anytime I read or write a word containing Y I must spit on the floor three times and pass urine on my panties. ( Otherwise I will be devoured by the vile wax slugs that live in my ears. ) | |
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Profile of the ideal partner |
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| Age | 18 - 81 | |
| Looks | Must be ultra thin - I hate fat slovenly women. | |
| Personality | Friendly, interesting and into wild sex. | |
| Must | Prefer vowels to consonant. | |
| Must not | Use the letter Y in love letters. | |
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Intentions |
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| I want to settle down into a caring relationship with my chosen partner but be free to experiment in sex with random strangers that I meet on buses and trains. | ||