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Marry
an Ugly Millionaire Online Dating Agency
Rich
gay men seeking men.
Profile of the
millionaire |
| Rich
gay boy seeks old + young men for devious pleasure. |
| Name |
Missien
Empossebell |
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| Age |
I
never tell my age to strangers. |
| Location |
Gay
Paris |
| Occupation |
I
paint my face white and stand on street corners. Men seem to like this and
give me lots of money and a good seeing to. It's bizarre but politicians
and celebrities are so gullible - I tell them that I will sell my story to
the gutter press and they buy me little things like cars and houses. the
irony is that I would never do anything to hurt the poor dears. |
| Wealth |
1.2
million euro |
| Source of wealth |
Befriending
the over rich. |
| Interests |
I
collect tinned spam. I have thousands of tins of spam from all over the
world. To make my hobby more challenging I visit each country to buy their
spam. |
| Likes |
Wearing
clothes that shock people. |
| Dislikes |
Men
who wear socks in bed - how revolting. |
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Profile of the ideal
partner |
| Age |
20
- 65 |
| Looks |
Don't
matter |
| Personality |
Gullible
and neurotic with a persecution complex. |
| Must |
Have
dark secrets which he doesn't want exposed. |
| Must not |
Want
a long term relationship. |
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Intentions |
| I
want to meet people who will love me for what I am - a lying, cheating,
scheming, inconsiderate bastard. |
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