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Marry an Ugly Millionaire Dating Agency Men seeking women. Profile of the millionaire |
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| Age | Unknown | |
| Location | Iraq | |
| Occupation | Builder of a new free world. (Temporarily Unemployed) | |
| Wealth | 8.5 trillion iraqi dinar | |
| Source of wealth | I single-handedly liberated my beloved country from the hands of the pig imbeciles of America, United Kingdom, France, Switzerland, Australia, Canada, Iceland, Virgin Islands, Cuba, Russia and several hundred other counties. In their humble gratefulness my beloved people (may ALLAH protect them) gave me all their money, all their women, all their children all their possessions and all the things they did not possess. | |
| Interests | I am a natural leader of men (and women provided the completely cover themselves in black garments). At present I am unable to lead my beloved Country (may ALLAH protect it) as I am otherwise detained with personal business - but I will rise to power again and rule the entire world - even that cute little country Tuvalu (may ALLAH protect it). | |
| Likes | Weapons of Mass Destruction and ball point pens. | |
| Dislikes | All Americans | |
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Profile of the ideal partner |
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| Age | Must be 18 -30. | |
| Looks | Fabulously sexy when completely covered in black robes. | |
| Personality | Freedom fighter | |
| Must | Be able to plan escapes from high security prisons. | |
| Must not | Be American, English, Scottish, French, Welsh, Belgian, Norwegian, Bulgarian, Swahili, Swedish . . . | |
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Intentions |
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| I wish to marry as soon as possible and have dozens of children who will help me in my impending rise to world leader. | ||
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