On special occasions like an anniversary it can be
really exhilarating to rekindle that old spark with a sexy bath together.
Set the scene by lighting scented candles and scattering rose petals across
the water. To build up the excitement undress each other slowly and
sensually – not too slowly of course as that water is already starting to
cool. Now hobble over to the bath and begin the process of getting in. Lady
first, raise the right leg and attempt to get it over the side of the bath –
careful! that hip replacement cost a lot of money. Too difficult? Perhaps
Sir can help. Ooops! Perhaps that’s not a good idea with his bad back. Lie
on the floor for a few minutes and try to recover. Better still maybe a hot
bath would help relieve the pain. Roll over, grip the side and pull yourself
up. Splash! Well that’s one way of getting in. But you can’t be very
comfortable with your legs sticking up in the air. Perhaps madam can help
you get into a less painful position. Whoosh! Well at least you are finally
in there together. It’s just unfortunate that neither of you can move.
Better press the panic button on your wrist strap and get the housekeeper to
call the fire brigade. While you are waiting to be rescued make the most of
the situation, enjoy the cold water chilling your bodies and the sensual
aroma from the candles – after all it is your anniversary.