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Signs of DeclineWhen in your prime you enjoyed an exhilarating, hedonistic sex life and thought that you would always be an irresistible sex machine. The decline in your sex drive will not have happened suddenly. For some people the transformation may take several months. The deterioration can start as young as eighteen or when you are as old as twenty-five. It is thus quite likely that you are oblivious to the demise of your libido.
There are however, subtle tell tale signs - if any of the following are true then, sadly, you have reached the first stage of decline.
§ You have cancelled your subscriptions to all the porn magazines and now read “Stamp Mania.”
§ Those two-hour long exhilarating sex sessions you once enjoyed now last a tedious two minutes.
§ Your weekends used to be spent romping passionately in bed – now you fill them with antique fairs, gardening and practicing origami.
§ Whenever you have a dirty thought it is accompanied by severe head pains.
§ You suspect that your partner is having an affair and to be honest you feel rather relieved.
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