Choosing the right partner
The perfect partner for you
depends entirely on your situation. It is probable that you will fit into
one of three categories :
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Naively Optimistic
·
Slightly Despairing
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Pitifully Desperate
The more desperate you have become
the less choosy you should be. This is actually a good thing because if you
are less discriminating there are an infinitely larger number of people to
choose from. The attribute checklist below will help you decide whom you
should chase after. Simply award points as follows:-
Man Hunting
Points
Sex
starved 15
Naive and Gullible
20
Looks like Greek God
8
Looks like Geek God
-4
Has all his own teeth
5
Has borrowed friends teeth
-99
Drives a Jaguar
9
Drives a rust old Mini
1
Stylish and sophisticated
4
Rough and ready
7
Is well endowed
18
Female Seeking Points
Nymphomaniac 20
Sweet and innocent 10
Models for Versace 5
Models for Playboy 12
Has 38” silicon bust
- 2
Has 38”
bust 8
Drives
-10
Wears a Micro Mini 12
Trendy and refined 4
Tart
8
Has endowment
policy yielding 14% over 10 years 6
If you are
Naively Optimistic pursue anyone who scores more than 30 point.
If you are
Slightly Despairing pursue anyone who scores more than 15 point.
If you are
Tragically Desperate rip up the score sheet and chase after anything
that moves.
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